Eat a happy meal in fifteen seconds?
Most will think that in attempt, I will die!
They most certainly think I am quite small
I bring pride when I walk into the mall
The meal consisted of not much at all
A coke, burger, and fries would not be my fall
Took me one try, two try, three try and more
Almost sick by the time I got to four
My friends were convinced that this was a joke
My angry attitude, they did not poke
Took some time to see I was serious
They all were sold I was delirious
At all times this journey was on my mind
For hours on end I was on the grind
"Is this feat possible to accomplish?"
"Is it then worth the rewards I will reap?"
I cannot imagine myself alive
With this challenge still flashing through my eyes
Can't be that hard, a burger, coke and fries
That nauseous feeling I so do despise
Because failing this challenge is taboo
My life would become extremely boring
I cannot imagine what I would do
Without the presence... Of a happy meal!!